J O W D L A R ♥

This blog will contain posts that I find amusing, important or generally relevant to my life.

I'm Jodie. I'm 20 years old. I'm English.

I don't believe that people actually read these. :3

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

(via i-stole-them-from-the-president)

hoemama:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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(via i-stole-them-from-the-president)

nathansummers:

Gold

When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

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(via ruinedchildhood)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via kkristoff)

(Source: tetsuota, via ruinedchildhood)

My boyfriend's mother is fucking hilarious...

Her:

God is DEFINITELY not a woman.

Me:

Why not?

Her:

Because she would never have come up with the idea of menopause.

psych2go:

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psych2go:

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(Source: pleatedjeans, via later-tots)

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via kkristoff)

(Source: innerom, via later-tots)