J O W D L A R ♥

This blog will contain posts that I find amusing, important or generally relevant to my life.

I'm Jodie. I'm 20 years old. I'm English.

I don't believe that people actually read these. :3

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via ruinedchildhood)

bile2:

IM WEAK

bile2:

IM WEAK

(Source: niggaimdeadass, via ruinedchildhood)

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

(via alyssa-jpg)

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via ruinedchildhood)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

what do you say to simba if he is walking slowly

mufasa

(via rockinwithfilch-n-mrsnorrisbitch)

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

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matthewsagan:

mom

illuminati

I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.

(Source: matthewsagan, via alyssa-jpg)

http://kkristoff.tumblr.com/post/96166900303/wtfisthinprivilege-lovely-mirabai

wtfisthinprivilege:

lovely-mirabai:

oppressing-all-womyns:

"Don’t tell me not to dress like a slut, tell men not to rape!"

By this logic I shouldn’t lock my car door just tell everyone not to steal it.

Oh so your saying that it’s ok to rape somebody because they are wearing…

mrmojorisinn:

I could pee on this.

I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK

(via kkristoff)

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via alyssa-jpg)