J O W D L A R ♥

This blog will contain posts that I find amusing, important or generally relevant to my life.

I'm Jodie. I'm 20 years old. I'm English.

I don't believe that people actually read these. :3

rampagey:

littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

And i’m especially not going to reblog seven pages worth of colorful gifs of people patting their back because they’re not homophobic.

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime, via iloveherthatwomanin12b)

castielinablanket:

eteo:

uflaminghomo:

casrebels:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

i have an idea for a website:

alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever

we make this website.

and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))

and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS

LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN

PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING

We needthis

kill your double

DO NOT KILL YOUR DOUBLE

(Source: kuoret, via i-stole-them-from-the-president)

istoledrewspancakes:

angelsanddemonsfallinlovealready:

federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

the image keep changing every times i reblog it

first it was spongebob later dean winchester now it is some snk disco dance wtf

I’ve seen as a few different things, now it’s sherlock

SnK disco?? I missed it!

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via i-stole-them-from-the-president)

House phone:

*rings*

Me:

nah

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via kkristoff)

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

(Source: bovidae, via kkristoff)

kkristoff:

just two squishie #dogs in love that’s all we are
#suchlove #verycouple #wow
#personal #op

kkristoff:

just two squishie #dogs in love that’s all we are
#suchlove #verycouple #wow
#personal #op

koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

(via ruinedchildhood)

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

(via ruinedchildhood)

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

actaully:

actaully:

I stubbed my big foot finger today

mY TOE***

(via suohmakoto)